I was touched and
honoured, when pottering over to Tales from the Reading Room, to find that
litlove had very kindly given me – along with Miss Darcy, Desperate Reader,
Dolce Bellezza, Nooks & Crannies, Mrs Carmichael and Curate’s Egg – a Liebster
Award! It’s the first award and also first meme I’ve ever received; I feel a
little bit as if I’ve ‘arrived’ in the land of blogs...
The Liebster
Award is given to web-logs with fewer than 200 followers. You answer the seven
questions posed by the person who gave you the award, and then devise a further
seven which you give to seven people to whom you in turn award the Liebster. I
loved litlove’s questions, in fact I couldn’t get to sleep that night for
fantasising over my ideal study God I am sad,
only to find that kind Miss Darcy had also given me a Liebster Award (here I am
in the fine company of ). Well, I may say that I have been secretly swanking
about since then, two awards eh?, and the knowledge has cheered me through a
week of hard work, I know the majority of the world works hard but I am lazy
and find it a struggle, I have the temperament of a princess rather than an
ordinary working person and it’s too bad that I am indeed an ordinary working
person.
What with all the
work (which I should be doing now, but I have no self-discipline) and not
wanting to flood the internets with my opinions all at once, I am going to
answer litlove’s questions this week and Miss Darcy’s next. I am also facing
the problem of tagging fourteen readers – I don’t think I have fourteen readers, let alone fourteen readers with blogs with
fewer than 200 hundred followers. Hmm.
1.
What do you think of literary prizes? Good idea or bad?
I used to accept the idea of prizes unquestioningly.
Then I went through a period of doubt. I like them because the longlists and
shortlists may bring to my attention novels I would not otherwise find
(especially now I live outside Britain). If you look back at all the Booker
winners, for instance, I think you see interesting snapshots of the literary
establishment, what sort of novel might be valued at any given moment, how
tastes change. Literary prizes can drag literature into the news, and encourage
people who don’t read a lot of books to pick up a collection of poetry or a
biography or novel ‘safe’ in the knowledge that others have deemed this
particular volume to be ‘good’ and they are unlikely to waste their time or
money. On the other hand, I dislike the idea of there being a ‘winner’ among
art forms and the implication that this novel is ‘better’ than that one, when
there is inevitably such a hearty dollop of personal taste involved in the
selection. Everyone loves the suspense of a competition, but I think really I’d
prefer it if prizes were awarded to a shortlist rather than one single book,
perhaps six Booker winners per year instead of one, for instance.
2. If
you could write any sort of book, what would you write?
(Woman with a writing tablet, fresco, Pompeii 1st century AD; from here)
Since this isn’t contingent on talent... I’d write a
novel which experimented with form or language but yet was richly perceptive in
its portrayal of character and had something about it which would compel the
reader to the end (perhaps plot, perhaps not). It would be the sort of novel
which would change for ever the reader’s view of the world, and which would be,
like Jane Eyre, regularly cited by
people in years to come as something which changed their lives.
3.
Describe your ideal home library/study.
This was such fun! My ideal library or study would be accessed
by fireman’s pole or, for the untrousered or less nimble, a velvet-and-gilt,
slightly zippier version of a Stannah stairlift, which would spiral gently
downwards round the pole. The room would be wood panelled, perhaps hexagonal, the
walls lined with bookshelves, there would be windows with deep window-seats and
views over a garden of apple trees and old roses. There would be treasured
paintings hanging on the walls and a large globe. The ceiling would be
decorated white plasterwork and there would be a fireplace with a Jacobean
mantelpiece, carved grotesques on it which would flicker and dance in the
firelight. (A fire in winter would keep all those books on their toes.) A
device for hanging a kettle over the flames, a toasting fork for teacakes, a
tea service, caddy of tea and other tea-making necessities would all be to hand,
while a tray on a polished table would hold sherry, whisky and glasses to fortify
the imagination when required. A couple of comfortable old armchairs for
visitors would be pulled up near a day bed where I’d generally be found,
because I prefer reading lying down. Faded Persian rugs on the stone-flagged or
wooden floor on which a couple of fat smelly old dogs would doze (sorry Mister
Puss) and a massive desk with ample space for all my heaps of messy papers, oh
and I’d have a fancy set of ink bottles for my fountain pens. There would be a
secret panel to hide my cheese supply, and a couple of whizzy ladders on wheels
for reaching distant books (more than one ladder would offer the opportunity of
races). The entire room would magically clean itself and the bookshelves
stretch themselves to accommodate new purchases. Actually I’d never leave.
4.
Name two new authors whose work you think will last the test of time, and
explain your choices.
I’ve fallen out of the habit of reading contemporary
fiction rather, so this is tricky. I am going to restrict myself to British adult
literature because I know very little about other English literary traditions
and almost any novel which succeeds in being translated out of its first
language into English is on a fast track to classic status within its own
culture at least, so choosing it feels like cheating. I first thought of Beryl
Bainbridge with her idiosyncratic eye, but sadly she is no longer publishing. On
the strength of The Accidental, which
I read a few weeks ago, I’d say Ali Smith had a good claim on the future. I’d
also nominate Susanna Clarke because although she has only published one novel
and one excellent collection of short stories, she almost single-handedly
changed the wider reading public’s opinion of fantasy novels with Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell and thus
I think has an assured place in literary history. (Image of Susanna Clarke from the Bloomsbury Publishing site.)
5.
Which books do you hope to get for Christmas?
I should be particularly pleased to receive Richard
Holmes’s The Age of Wonder: How the
Romantic Generation Discovered the Beauty and Terror of Science and Antal
Szerb’s The Queen’s Necklace,
although that would be a bittersweet gift as it would be the last of Szerb’s
works I’d be reading for the first time.
6.
What’s the last book you did not finish and why?
I rarely abandon a book because I have become quite
good at finding books with something that will interest me, and I’m prepared to
work reasonably hard to find that. Recently I read The Storyteller by Mario Varga Llosa and that was a struggle at
first, I wasn’t initially keen on the passages narrated by someone who is
ostensibly a Machiguenga Indian, but I pushed on and soon began to understand
the book better and enjoy it. Like many of you I have a hefty number of unread
books lying around, plus plenty of books I’d like to reread, so I can generally
find one which suits my mood. And yet, I must say there is a book which I haven’t
finally cast into the outer darkness but which I haven’t finished and am
finding problematic, and I am not sure why. It’s The Lives of the Muses: Nine Women and the Artists they Inspired,
by Francine Prose. The author writes well, the biographies are well researched,
and yet… I feel a lack somewhere. I can’t work out if it’s the nature of the
book to which I object – the biographies have to be short and I wanted more –
or the fact that the women whose chapters I read first – Alice Liddell, Lizzy
Siddal and Lou Andreas Salomé – seemed to inspire such dislike in Prose, and I
prefer biographies whose authors are to some degree sympathetic with their
subjects, or that I felt that too much of the lives were too clearly filtered
through Prose’s own analysis for my taste to the degree that I had no space for
my own impressions (and that analysis is presented as objective). But then I
think I am punishing this book for not being what I want it to be, rather than judging
it for what it is. Has anyone else read it? Enjoyed it? Anyway, we are not
getting on, and I cannot help contrasting it with a book on a similar subject,
Kate Zambreno’s Heroines, which I am
zipping through – it’s messy, repetitive, personal, angry, partisan, annoying
(!) and more my cup of tea.
7.
Would you accept 20 books that were absolutely perfect for you and dependably
brilliant reads, if they were also the last 20 books you could ever acquire?
No no no! Even if
‘acquire’ excludes borrowing from the library. It would be like shutting me out
of the sweet shop. I don’t want anything dependable or perfect for me, I want
flawed and prickly and I want to explore and change as I read...
(A mermaid, fish and other animals depicted in the
Jacobean plasterwork overmantle of the Kings Room at Westwood Manor, near
Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire; National
Trust; ©NTPL/Robert Morris)
And now my seven
questions, two of which I am stealing from litlove because I enjoyed them:
- Describe
your ideal home library/study.
- With
which literary character would you spend a week’s holiday in the location
of your choice?
- Name
two new authors whose work you think will last the test of time, and
explain your choices.
- If
you could live in a novel, which one would it be and why?
- Is
there a literature from a particular time and place (medieval Chinese,
nineteenth-century Russian for instance) which is a favourite of yours?
- What
book have you read in the last year or so which you feel so evangelical
about you would press it on everyone you meet? Explain further...
- If
you had to memorise a novel or book of poetry to preserve it à la Fahrenheit 451, which would it be
and why?
I am tagging Alex, Joan, Michelle, Christine,
Harriet, Catie and Bibliolathas (and if you all have a thousand followers please don’t be offended that I
picked you!) but really anyone who wants to join in can do so. If you don’t
have a web-log, you could write your answers in the comments below...